Halloween 2014 was definitely one of the spookiest in recent memory! As a snapshot of the most frightfully delightful day of the year, I assigned glennmacaulay.com intern Little Cliff to go out to some of Toronto’s hottest Halloween parties and report back with what the people were talkin’ about. Take it away, Cliff! (photos by Garn)
It rained all night and nobody understood my “dart, bored” costume. I didn’t enjoy any of the parties I went to. I tried my best to get some good quotes but I could barely hear anything over the loud music so most of these I either heard while on the subway home or I guessed:
“Where’d Matt go?”
“Let’s go down into the sewer and have sex tonight.”
“No, my family never took walks together.”
“Tony!!”
“This sucks.”
“I don’t blow my nose unless I’m actually sick.”
“There’s a marble in one of the toilets.”
“Are there any standalone New York Fries locations?”
“Dude, you can’t have two favourite colours.”
“HBO baby!”
“Jen can get us free rice after this.”
“I love it when a bald dude smiles.”
“I need a new phone, holy shit.”
“I’m thirsty.”
“Don’t lie to me you fucking shithead.”
“I didn’t eat dinner tonight.”
“Remember the Transformers cartoon? Like, the old one?”
“I’m cold.”
“It would suck to work here.”
“How much does it cost to subscribe to a newspaper?”
GLENN W. MACAULAY 