What your eye colour says about you

Black: Yes, master?

Blue: Why don’t you tell me what your eyes say about you. That’s what you want, isn’t it?

Green: Oh get over yourself

White: I hate to ask, but can you contact my dead teacher and tell her that I was the one who farted?

Red: You’re uh, you’re beautiful! And uh, you can retract those claws now pretty girl, hehehehe, please?

Hazel: Typical middle child.

Brown: If there’s poo in your eyes there’s probably poo in your pants