What your eye colour says about you


Black: Yes, master?


Blue: Why don’t you tell me what your eyes say about you. That’s what you want, isn’t it?


Green: Oh get over yourself


White: I hate to ask, but can you contact my dead teacher and tell her that I was the one who farted?


Red: You’re uh, you’re beautiful! And uh, you can retract those claws now pretty girl, hehehehe, please?


Hazel: Typical middle child.


Brown: If there’s poo in your eyes there’s probably poo in your pants


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