Welcome to today’s game of Jeopardy. Here is the game board for now.
Blaine, you have the board
I’ll take GLENNERATION “X” for $200
What is Xena: Warrior Princess
Correct, Xena: The Warrior Princess, starring the lovely Lucy Lawless. We would’ve also accepted X-Files. Dorothy, go ahead.
What is a cross?
Incorrect. Yes, Brendil.
What is his Minister’s dog?
Correct. Brendil, your board
WHO, WHAT, WHERE, GLENN, WHY, for $600 Alex
It’s a Video Daily Double. Brendil how much would you like to wager?
Okay, she’s playing it safe. Please watch the screen and we’ll throw it over to Glenn himself.
What is a T-Ball Tournament?
**Glenn wakes up, covered in sweat.**
Thank goodness, it was only a dream. I couldn’t possibly handle the attention I’d receive from having my own version of Jeopardy. I want to get famous on MY terms. I guess dreams ARE good for something.
**TWO WEEKS LATER**
I’ll take “GLENN IS SATISFIED” for $100!