Welcome to today’s game of Jeopardy. Here is the game board for now.
Blaine, you have the board
I’ll take GLENNERATION “X” for $200
What is Xena: Warrior Princess
Correct, Xena: The Warrior Princess, starring the lovely Lucy Lawless. We would’ve also accepted X-Files. Dorothy, go ahead.
GLENN-BUDDHISM, $200
What is a cross?
Incorrect. Yes, Brendil.
What is his Minister’s dog?
Correct. Brendil, your board
WHO, WHAT, WHERE, GLENN, WHY, for $600 Alex
It’s a Video Daily Double. Brendil how much would you like to wager?
Ten bucks.
Okay, she’s playing it safe. Please watch the screen and we’ll throw it over to Glenn himself.
What is a T-Ball Tournament?
**Glenn wakes up, covered in sweat.**
Thank goodness, it was only a dream. I couldn’t possibly handle the attention I’d receive from having my own version of Jeopardy. I want to get famous on MY terms. I guess dreams ARE good for something.
**TWO WEEKS LATER**
I’ll take “GLENN IS SATISFIED” for $100!
GLENN W. MACAULAY 
More Glenn Jeopardy please!