GLENN W. MACAULAY

Your Advent chocolate for the first day of December looks like this:

And it tastes like this:

A fitting start to the month that contains the “Radical” Holiday.

With Halloween behind us, it’s that time of year to start planning our Remembrance Day feasts. This year I’m thinking of serving roasted kale with an oak leaf salsa. I hate how the stores put up all their Remembrance Day stuff like, RIGHT AFTER Halloween. Give us some breathing room retailers! But I can’t resist. I bought some poppy socks and a cool Flanders Fields tote bag, designed by Margret Atwood for ROOTS.

Hey, if you’re on the Internet, check out the new GONG THE SHOW website made by our pal Geoff Lapaire — www.gongtheshow.com.

Check out my Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn costume. This demonstrates my attention to detail and dedication to the job, potential employers.

Hey. I’d suggest heading over to my blog to witness my historic 500th post. If I had a dollar for every blog post I made I’d have $500, which isn’t a lot for three years’ work. Oh well, I don’t do it for money, I do it for precious stones, which continue to roll in, baby!

Also, please check out Sketchersons TV every Saturday at 11:00pm on Rogers TV. My buddies made it and for every person who watches it a baby gets named “Loppy”.

This is none of us. Same sort of idea, but ours is inside

Myself and the other remnants of sketch troupe “THE POLECATS” present GONG THE SHOW, this Friday, September 17 at 10:00pm at Comedy Bar.

I’ll be judging the show in character along with two other kind men. Please come if you like to laugh and brag to your co-workers, co-students or co-inmates on Monday about how good your weekend was.

I’d like to officially welcome you to the brand new glennmacaulay.com. Thanks to everyone who came out to the big ribbon cutting yesterday afternoon! SPECIAL thanks to Jangorr the Troll Lord for cleaning himself up and cutting the actual ribbon. To Jangorr’s left  is Mayor Ponks with his mistress Billé, and beside her town actor Bronco Helpings. To the right we were honoured to welcome “World’s Oldest Man” Ken Blend and his bride of 96 years, Julia.

To celebrate, I’ve partnered with local businesses to offer you the following OPENING DAY deals:

Head over to the Naples Zoo the next time Father’s Day happens and admit one bear dad FREE.

Bears get hungry, so after he’s had his fun, bring him over to Spinners and get $2.00 off a large pie. Spinners – Our Pizza is Tasty, Our Logo Is Racist

I’m slowly building this website to be the definitive Glenn Macaulay website. All it needs now is a love of nachos and so shirts from grade 11. Let’s check the stats:

Lookin’ Good!