2015 Advent Calendar — December 7

Your December 7 Advent treat window looks like this:


You lick it ten times and it dissolves before your eyes, revealing today’s attitude-heavy holiday track:

Here are the lyrics that you can steal and use in this year’s Christmas card:

I don’t need jeans for Christmas
I prefer to buy my own jeans
I don’t want jeans for christmas
Please don’t get me jeans

There’s more to me than my fuckin pants
I also love cigarettes and booze and plants
Gimme a gift card or a shaving kit
I’m sick and tired of this denim shit

Maybe a blu ray or a frying pan
Every year it’s jeans again and again
Every gift is like a box of pain
All these fuckin jeans are making me insane

Fuck you, Santa

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