Crotch brainstorm

My team and I spent a good chunk of the afternoon brainstorming some ideas around the human crotch. It was for internal purposes that we cannot reveal at this juncture, but would nonetheless like to share some of our thoughts to encourage conversation and inspire innovation. Let us know if you have anything to add!

    • A crotch does not require genitals but genitals do require a crotch — significant? How did this agreement begin?
    • If the bicycle is pro-crotch, then a skirt is the anti-crotch. Uncomfortable wearing skirt on bike? The numbers work out.
    • Crotches exist in the natural AND unnatural world i.e. a section of road under a bridge forms a crotch / a window has a crotch when the curtains are cracked
Theo, Lonnie, Han, and Inka busy at work, right before I bought everyone dough for lunch.

Theo, Lonnie, Han, and Inka busy at work, right before I bought everyone dough for lunch.

    • Today’s crotch is no different than yesterday’s crotch, and though the crotch of the future is unknown, it is likely to remain as such
    • The crotch forms a natural “V”–Roman Numeral “5”–22nd letter of the English alphabet–5+22=27–27 letters in the alphabet (right?)–everyone has a name–every name has a letter–everyone has a crotch
    • Sex CAN be the joining of crotches but is not NECESSARY for sex
    • May I call my urine “Crotch Scotch”?
    • Running OR jogging is dynamism of the crotch
    • Will a traced crotch correspond with the movement of the planets, mathematically?
    • A crotch begins rotting at birth, no denying this

 

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