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2015 Advent Calendar — December 4

Your December 4 Advent treat window looks like this:

drunk-guy-smoking-in-shower

You unscrew the window using a Robertson screwdriver you found in a ditch during your first babysitting gig to reveal today’s holiday track:

Here are the totally psychedelic lyrics to this jazzy slam:

Hello Donner, How Are you?
Are all the stories about you true?

Are you lonely, do you need aid?
Are you anxious, sad or afraid?

Flying reindeer, talking to me
Purple snow topping rainbow trees

the loneliest reindeer, needs an escape
Come on my journey, friends we will make

I am Donner, the mighty one
If you cry for me they’ve already won