Strike three, I’m back!
My fans will be thrilled to know that I was in the house LIVE for last night’s historic fifth game of the ALDS wherein the Blue Jays erased years of Toronto sports futility with a breathtaking victory against the “Breakfast” Rangers. I say “breakfast” because it sounds like “Texas”.
Like most blue-brained ball boys, I tend to continually drink liquid during a game, which either results in a pair of pissed pants or frequent trips to one of Rogers Centre’s three bathrooms. These fabled stables have been in the news lately so in my continuing effort to go viral I activated the microphone I always have taped to my penis to capture spirited toilet talk from Toronto’s main men.
Check out these choice quotes from last night that will echo through history, reminding us of the magic that was GAME 5!