Before heading outside to eat snow for the first time since you were little (your parents saved money by claiming it was milk) ,you hurriedly peel back the foil on today’s Advent calendar pouch to reveal…
A front row seat to a lady’s first ever Segway lesson! You turn around to mock the 10,000 other fans who drew worse seats and signal to the almond man that you’d like a fresh bag.
Only 10 days left until you wake up from sleeping in your parent’s bathtub because the room you grew up in is now a place where the dogs can express themselves.
GLENN W. MACAULAY 