So far you’ve opened every Advent calendar treat basin at the stroke of midnight of each new day, but since you got arrested last night for walking too fast in the mall, you’re forced to perform the task in the morning. While eyeing the clock and rolling your eyes repeatedly, you sarcastically snip the twine covering today’s basin. Inside you find:
The mascot of the community college you went to! Water River College had a fairly decent batch of archery referees, but the school was more known for the antics of their mascot, “Rudy Holiday” who represented the Fightin’ Everythings at all major events.
Only ONE day until you get horny at a really weird time and are forced to stare into the fireplace until it subsides.
GLENN W. MACAULAY 