4 litres of reasons it might be laundry day

Laundry is the act of cleaning your clothes. Here’s how to know that it’s time to do that:

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Your bathing suit has grass stains on it

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You turned two belts into a thong

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The stain on your t-shirt smells like the gravies of your youth

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There’s a healthy crop of onions growing from your laundry basket

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Your wife caught you vacuuming your jeans

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The spiders who live in your laundry pile have mended the holes in your dirty old khakis by spinning silk patches.

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You caught yourself licking your lips at a pair of socks in the department store

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You read one of those Internet lists about Signs It’s Laundry Day and you’re like “that’s me”

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You go home and look at your pile of dirty clothes and think “that’s definitely me”

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You go to the laundromat. The the owner takes one look at your clothes and says “get outta here, you’ll break the equipment”

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You try to donate your dirty clothes to a homeless  shelter and tell ask if you’d like a bed.

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You stay the night because it’s been a long day

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The next day you go to Mark’s Work Wearhouse and buy new clothes

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A new era begins

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2 responses to “4 litres of reasons it might be laundry day

  1. That is the best R2D2 puking clip in the universe. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
    Why would anyone hack NEIL YOUNG’s account and porn spam his followers?

  2. I don’t have an answer to your second question, but I certainly agree with your first point! Worthy of the Lucas archives, no doubt

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