2015 Advent Calendar — December 9

Your December 9 Advent treat window looks like this:


You show it your privates and it runs away, revealing today’s heavy holiday track:

Here are the lyrics, courtesy of Iggy’s Lobster Basement:

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through my soul
The darkness was spreading
Black mistletoe

Black mistletoe, the kiss of death
Forged in hell, kissed with Satan’s lips
Stand under and go to hell
Rings of fire, dong of black bells

There’s no escape
From the toe’s embrace
Vertigo, insanity await the brave

Do you dare get horny on Christmas?
hahahaha save it for boxing day
For the black mistletoe is ready for you
think nude thoughts…

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