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2015 Advent Calendar — December 9

Your December 9 Advent treat window looks like this:

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You show it your privates and it runs away, revealing today’s heavy holiday track:

Here are the lyrics, courtesy of Iggy’s Lobster Basement:

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through my soul
The darkness was spreading
Black mistletoe

Black mistletoe, the kiss of death
Forged in hell, kissed with Satan’s lips
Stand under and go to hell
Rings of fire, dong of black bells

There’s no escape
From the toe’s embrace
Vertigo, insanity await the brave

Do you dare get horny on Christmas?
hahahaha save it for boxing day
For the black mistletoe is ready for you
think nude thoughts…

New song about blue jays

Lyrics

Step to the plate, hit a homerun
fly to the park, peck at a bun
doesn’t matter if you’re a bird or a man
Toronto loves you like no one can

BLue jays the team don’t live in no tree
blue jays the birds fly proud and fly free
Blue jays the team don’t have no feathers
Blue jays the birds always fly together

9 men out there, ready to play
9 birds out there, a viper’s prey
Bats and balls for the human jays
Rats and worms for the bird blue jays

They both want food, they both want water
They both love grass and weather that’s hotter
They both wear blue and they both love seeds
Blue Jays are what Toronto needs

My favourite blue jay is a tweeter named Lisa
My favourite blue jay is jose bautista
one is rich, the other don’t have money
Both live here and love the taste of honey

9 men out there, ready to play
9 birds out there, a viper’s prey
Bats and balls for the human jays
Rats and worms for the bird blue jays

New song for Tuesdays only

This song popped into my head while I was trimmin’ some snow peas for dinner so I jammed over to my ‘puter and just pissed it out.