Your December 20 Advent treat window looks like this:
It shatters after hearing me sing revealing today’s holiday track:
Here are the lyrics, inspired by mother nature herself:
I’m out of pens I have no pencils
No cardboard and don’t have stencils
Envelopes I don’t got none
Go to computer have some fun
Photoshop pick some clip art
Select a font, they’re a la carte
I’ll save on stamps I’ll wow my aunts
Digital christmas card
Yeahhhhh baby
Send a card through email
It don’t take much, to get in touch
when your family’s got email
Ensure that you BCC
so that your contacts will not see
that they’re not special to receive
a card you sent everybody
Check your inbox for replies
each one’s a wee christmas surprise
Try it dude it’s not that hard
Digital Christmas Card
Whoa mama
Post it up on Facebook
Gather some likes
make a few comments
Share that half-assed card
GLENN W. MACAULAY 