2015 Advent Calendar — December 22

Your December 22 Advent treat window looks like this:

lions

You send it on a boat back to its homeland (France), thus revealing today’s holiday track:

Here are the lyrics, which are the only honest ones of this entire audio adventure:

I
am great at presents
I take great effort
in buying gifts
For ones I love

But when it comes to wrapping presents
I am hopeless

I am the shame of both my parents
I’m impatient

I don’t get how people guess
The amount of paper needed for one gift
How do they make the corners look so sharp?
Mine end up looking like floppy tarps

Thank God for gift bags
And store-bought fancy gift tags
My gifts are thoughtful
But their skins are so awful

 

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One response to “2015 Advent Calendar — December 22

  1. It’s SO true, you can’t wrap but you give awesome gifts Glenn!

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