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2015 Advent Calendar — December 8

Your December 8 Advent treat window looks like this:

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You slam your first through it and peel back the remains, unearthing today’s holiday track:

Here are the lyrics in case you need a temporary epitaph:

My name is Santa
It’s December 26, the longest day of my year

Dear Mother, they’ve all gone home
The workshop is empty
I wanna go home

I’m writing to tell you
I’m currently in Hell
Because I’m useless
Until next year

I bring so much joy
Through sweets and toys
But where is my joy?
Where are my toys?