Your December 8 Advent treat window looks like this:
You slam your first through it and peel back the remains, unearthing today’s holiday track:
Here are the lyrics in case you need a temporary epitaph:
My name is Santa
It’s December 26, the longest day of my year
Dear Mother, they’ve all gone home
The workshop is empty
I wanna go home
I’m writing to tell you
I’m currently in Hell
Because I’m useless
Until next year
I bring so much joy
Through sweets and toys
But where is my joy?
Where are my toys?
This is the follow-up video to this baby, which introduced comedy fans to a new and innovative character who’s into toys. Get crazy and watch in public for everyone to enjoy.
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In a test to determine whether cameras steal the soul of the subject being photographed, I made this video in my bedroom. So far, my soul feels intact although the other day I cut my hand and the blood was blue. Is that strange or am I simply eating too many Gushers?