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2015 Advent Calendar — December 8

Your December 8 Advent treat window looks like this:


You slam your first through it and peel back the remains, unearthing today’s holiday track:

Here are the lyrics in case you need a temporary epitaph:

My name is Santa
It’s December 26, the longest day of my year

Dear Mother, they’ve all gone home
The workshop is empty
I wanna go home

I’m writing to tell you
I’m currently in Hell
Because I’m useless
Until next year

I bring so much joy
Through sweets and toys
But where is my joy?
Where are my toys?

New video — Toronto_GameBoy return$

This is the follow-up video to this baby, which introduced comedy fans to a new and innovative character who’s into toys. Get crazy and watch in public for everyone to enjoy.

New video

In a test to determine whether cameras steal the soul of the subject being photographed, I made this video in my bedroom. So far, my soul feels intact although the other day I cut my hand and the blood was blue. Is that strange or am I simply eating too many Gushers?