Your December 13 Advent treat window looks like this:
You stab through it with your mother’s old Edmonton Expo ’84 pencil to reveal today’s bangin’ holiday track:
Here are the lyrics in case you need something for Poem Club this week:
An iPad pro with retina display
New socks, new hat, tickets to a play
I want Playstation games
and a new TV
Gummi bears in my stocking
and some organic tea
Get me a smart watch
Some good scotch
a guitar amp
Could use a drone,
new phone
and a skateboard ramp
Some leather shoes
Would put me in the mood
for some artisanal food
and a local craft brew
I really want a big sword
a billboard
personalized
With a picture of me
Giving bedroom eyes
I want the whole town to see
How pretty I look
They will become my pawns
I’ll be the motherfuckin rook
Give me a brand new tank
and a ton of guns
I want to own the bank
and raise a hundred sons
Find me a hot queen
Named colleen
A big old house
Get me a pool table
Horse stable
Golden blouse
I’ll wanna be your new god
that’s what I want
GLENN W. MACAULAY 