Your December 14 Advent treat window looks like this:
You call the cops and they arrive promptly to take it away to the joint, thus revealing today’s snarling holiday track:
Here are the lyrics because they’re VERY important:
The mall’s too full
I can’t find a spot
Where should I park
There’s too many cars
Today’s christmas eve
I waited too long
Runnin’ out of time
I’m a stupid boy
Handicap’s open
but i’m not a dick
Just a little tired
And probably sick
There’s a fucking spot
I’m too far away
That Lexus will get it
But I’ll give it a shot
pull around quick
put my blinker on
I’m almost there
but so is that mom
I’ll let her have it
It’s christmas time
Everybody’s stressed
I’m not alone
I’m too nice
I’m too nice
GLENN W. MACAULAY 