Your December 15 Advent treat window looks like this:
You wiggle your way through it and find today’s holiday track sitting on a crystal crate:
Here are the lyrics, certified by the Canadian Alliance of Unlicensed Bartenders:
In prehistoric Bethlehem
There was a star
It led three Brontosaurus
To the jungle floor
They brought some water, grass and meat
as gifts to give
Because a special dinosaur
Was ready to live
Christmas Dinosaur
Christmas Dinosaur
This dinosaur would soon grow up
and help the poor
He did some magic, grew a beard
made friends with whores
He made some others mad
because he was the shit
then everyone exploded
When a comet hit
Christmas Dinosaur
Christmas Dinosaur
GLENN W. MACAULAY 