Your December 18 Advent treat window looks like this:
You take it on a date and it isn’t interested in a relationship so you’re able to look past it to find today’s audio advent track–a sequel to December 15’s Christmas Dinosaur:
Here are the lyrics so you can show your Sunday School teacher:
Christmas Dinosaur arose from the grave three days after dying
He spent 40 days just walking around eating bugs, roaring and crying
His friends and family exploded in the blast so he felt a lot of sadness
He looked up above and asked his dad, “what is all this madness”?
Dinosaur God said,
“Chill, it’s fine, you can join me up on cloud nine.
Pretty soon I’ll invent humankind
and Dinosaurs will blow their minds”
Christmas dinosaur smiled at his dad, ascended into heaven
He frollicked in the clouds, had sex with girls and made a friend named Kevin